Blonde Jokes

She was so blonde that…

She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
On the bottom of the job application where it said ‘Sign Here’ she wrote ‘Aquarias’.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She told me to meet her on the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.
She tried [...]

Short Funny Blonde Jokes
How do you know a blond has been in your office?
There is white-out on your computer screen.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.