She was so blonde that…
She was so blonde that…
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
- On the bottom of the job application where it said ‘Sign Here’ she wrote ‘Aquarias’.
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She told me to meet her on the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.
- She tried to place a bag of M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.
- When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 month to figure out she could use it at night.
- She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said - “concentrate”
- She got stabbed in a Shoot out.
- She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.