Archive for March, 2009

She was so blonde that…

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

She was so blonde that…

She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
On the bottom of the job application where it said ‘Sign Here’ she wrote ‘Aquarias’.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She told me to meet her on the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.
She tried [...]