Short Funny Blonde Jokes

Short Funny Blonde Jokes

How do you know a blond has been in your office?

There is white-out on your computer screen.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?

It takes too long to re-train them.

What do you call an eternity?

Four blondes at a four way stop.

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.

Short Blonde Jokes we are pretty sure you will enjoy.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

“Oh, look, Daddy … doughnut seeds.”

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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