Redneck Jokes
How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm? — E I E I O
What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? — either way, you’re gonna lose your trailer…
Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? — He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
Big Jimbo sauntered into his local Post Office, and noticed a new sign on the wall:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
“Dang it!” he said, “…if only that job was in Texas, Ah’d be a takin it!”
Did you hear about the Alabaman RedNeck who who planted Cheerios in his backyard? — He thought they were donut seeds…