Redneck Emails

Short Funny Blonde Jokes
How do you know a blond has been in your office?
There is white-out on your computer screen.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.

How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm? — E I E I O
What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? — either way, you’re gonna lose your trailer…
Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? — He wanted to test out [...]