Redneck Test - Are You A Redneck?

Redneck Test - Are You A Redneck?
Have you sported a mullet? Or thought about collecting old cars on the lawn? Then test yourself with this Redneck Quiz to see if you are a Redneck! Hurry!

1. You hate going to the bathroom in the middle of the night because?

  • Because I hate getting out of my warm bed
  • Because after I put my shoes on and grab a jacket, I need to find the flashlight.
  • Because if I had remembered to leave an empty beer bottle by the bed, I wouldn’t have a problem.

2.  After a “roll in the hay”, you turn to your lover and say:

  • “That was nice”
  • “I love you”
  • “Roll down the window”
  • “I noticed you got another tattoo”

3. You always make sure you record this show.

  • Grey’s Anatomy
  • The Office
  • WWE Monday Night RAW
  • NASCAR

4. Who do you admire most?

  • The President
  • My parents
  • Jeff Foxworthy
  • Jack Daniels

5. Do the directions to your house include one or more of the following phrases?

  • “…so then you turn off the paved road”
  • “…and you make a right at the sign for Bernie’s Worms”
  • “…and we’ll be parked right next to the apple tree.”
  • None of the above.

6. Prom is coming up. What are you most excited about?

  • This year we’ve got a limo.
  • This year my outfit is perfect.
  • This year my date has all their front teeth.
  • This year they’ll have daycare there.

7. Sometimes you can tell a Redneck just from their name. Which of the following is your name most similar to?

  • Billy-Ray, Ricky-Bobby, Cletus, Bubba, Jim-Bob, etc.
  • Bobbie-Sue, Dannielynn, Chastity, Charmaine, etc.
  • Roger, Carl, Stewart, William, Archibald, etc.
  • Elizabeth, Catherine, Madeline, Priscilla, etc.

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