Redneck Test - Are You A Redneck?
Redneck Test - Are You A Redneck?
Have you sported a mullet? Or thought about collecting old cars on the lawn? Then test yourself with this Redneck Quiz to see if you are a Redneck! Hurry!
1. You hate going to the bathroom in the middle of the night because?
- Because I hate getting out of my warm bed
- Because after I put my shoes on and grab a jacket, I need to find the flashlight.
- Because if I had remembered to leave an empty beer bottle by the bed, I wouldn’t have a problem.
2. After a “roll in the hay”, you turn to your lover and say:
- “That was nice”
- “I love you”
- “Roll down the window”
- “I noticed you got another tattoo”
3. You always make sure you record this show.
- Grey’s Anatomy
- The Office
- WWE Monday Night RAW
- NASCAR
4. Who do you admire most?
- The President
- My parents
- Jeff Foxworthy
- Jack Daniels
5. Do the directions to your house include one or more of the following phrases?
- “…so then you turn off the paved road”
- “…and you make a right at the sign for Bernie’s Worms”
- “…and we’ll be parked right next to the apple tree.”
- None of the above.
6. Prom is coming up. What are you most excited about?
- This year we’ve got a limo.
- This year my outfit is perfect.
- This year my date has all their front teeth.
- This year they’ll have daycare there.
7. Sometimes you can tell a Redneck just from their name. Which of the following is your name most similar to?
- Billy-Ray, Ricky-Bobby, Cletus, Bubba, Jim-Bob, etc.
- Bobbie-Sue, Dannielynn, Chastity, Charmaine, etc.
- Roger, Carl, Stewart, William, Archibald, etc.
- Elizabeth, Catherine, Madeline, Priscilla, etc.